Just…wut? I can’t put my finger on why right this second, but this column gives me the serious creeps. Part of it is probably the fact that he talks about “Sugar Bear’s” mother being a “mentally ill prostitute” when she was a victim of incest–er, oh, sorry, I mean “having had a sexual relationship” with her father. Actually, maybe that’s exactly the reason, though I’m sure I will realize there are more once I recover from the effects of the cider I’ve consumed.
George Will is a creepy ass creepy creeper creep. Ew.
Acoustic! Kitty! 
George Eff Will is a creep and a liar.
Same old, same old for the Washington Post.
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Dude. She was a black prostitute. Are you saying she DIDN’T deserve to get molested by her father?
Gosh, I wonder what might have happened had Sugar Bear and his family had enough money to live on.
Just reading George Will’s name makes me disinclined to click on that link. Just a no-nothing with a thesaurus, that’s all.
Hello, quiet person.
Yo, you okay? I wrote another objectivist Smiths parody, perhaps my second best. Stop on over for a laugh, if you’re so inclined.
Occurs to me that I haven’t seen your nym in the usual places for a while now.
Hoping all is good and you’re just busy with some tremendous enthusiasm off the net.
Don’t forget to vote.
Yo, you around anywhere? Heard the new Johnny Marr single and wondered what you thought of it.
Also, people miss you, and some of them are worried.
Don’t forget to vote!
Don’t forget to vote.
Listen to B^4. Don’t forget to vote.
Awww, I miss you guys! As part of a strict mental health regimen, I try to spend 90% of my time off the internet. But if you email me, I will email you back.
PS: I totally voted and it was awesome because I can just mail that shit in now.