Oh, Thank God

17 Nov

Like most Americans, I don’t stay up late at night worrying about paying my bills or finding a good job. My insomnia is brought on by the oppression I feel due to my inability to legally carry concealed weapons across state lines.

Republicans. What would we do without them???

6 Responses to “Oh, Thank God”

  1. M. Bouffant 11.17.2011 at 01:07 #

    States Rights*.

    *Not applicable in all states.

  2. John Revolta 11.17.2011 at 02:30 #

    Cool. So a guy who lives in New Orleans can drink on the street in Salt Lake City now. Right?

  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© 11.17.2011 at 03:37 #

    This is part of their laser like focus on jobs, right?

  4. Dragon-King Wangchuck 11.17.2011 at 09:09 #

    OTOH, only applies to states with some sort of concealed carry – which is almost all of them right now. But if there’s anything that might threaten that status quo short of an even moar wide-spread epidemic of shooting deaths – this is probably it.

  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard 11.17.2011 at 13:55 #

    Republicans. What would we do without them???

    Shoot people in our home states?

    States Rights*.

    *Not applicable in all states.

    States’ rights only count when they oppress Negroes, Wimmins, and Kweers. That’s what Founding Fathers John Birch, Cleon Skousen, and Ronald Reagan intended.

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