All Growed Up

10 Nov

“Shower” and “drink water” are on my to-do list for today.

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13 Responses to “All Growed Up”

  1. Dragon-King Wangchuck 11.10.2011 at 10:19 #

    re: Shower

    Don’t forget to turn on your webcam.

  2. Bethany Spencer (@vacuumslayer) 11.10.2011 at 10:30 #

    Adulthood sucks tremendous amounts of ass.

  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© 11.10.2011 at 11:32 #

    And no place to go.
    ~

  4. Another Kiwi 11.10.2011 at 13:41 #

    Open your mouth in shower and do the two at once!

  5. Oregon Beer Snob 11.10.2011 at 13:56 #

    That’s pretty ambitious — be sure to pace yourself. Listen to your body, don’t push yourself too hard. And remember, stretching, warm-up, and a proper cool down are all important.

  6. M. Bouffant 11.10.2011 at 16:50 #

    No shower for me till tomorrow at the earliest. Does coffee count?

  7. TruculentandUnreliable 11.10.2011 at 22:39 #

    DKW–You like it when ladies suck on straws?

    Bouffant–Sure, if you pour it over your head and add a little soap.

    I haven’t done one of these items yet today. I’ll leave it to my beloved commentariat to guess which one.

  8. TruculentandUnreliable 11.10.2011 at 22:41 #

    Dammit, DKW, I glossed over the “Re: showe” part. Thanks for ruining my joke by putting yours in the appropriate context.

  9. zombie rotten mcdonald 11.11.2011 at 00:10 #

    Wow. I was a successful adult today?

    I am SUCH a fucking sellout.

  10. Big Bad Bald Bastard 11.11.2011 at 00:29 #

    Open your mouth in shower and do the two at once!

    AK proves, once again, SCIENCE WORKS!!!

  11. John Revolta 11.11.2011 at 01:08 #

    Huh. I usually just let the water go down the drain.

    Is this a “green” thing?

  12. Dragon-King Wangchuck 11.11.2011 at 09:24 #

    Dammit, DKW, I glossed over the “Re: showe” part.

    No that’s okay. If you want to upload video of yourself wrapping your lips around a shaft and sucking until liquids fill your mouth, I’m good with that.

  13. truculentandunreliable 11.11.2011 at 17:46 #

    SHOWER. I blame my phone.

    JR, I’m tempted to start collecting the grey water from the shower, given that my cat keeps peeing on the bed and I could use it to wash the bedclothes.

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