If you were once known for your big tits, you will always be known for your big tits, even when you’re 89 years old. And dead.
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An entire nation weaned too soon for the last 100 yrs. is all I can figure.
I dunno, sell bras and you get to be the tit lady. Seems natural. Good thing douches were unspeakable or Nancy Reagan might have been the Gipper’s Kipper.
E-Online sez “The Outlaw Sexpot Jane Russell Dies”
The lame-stream NYT burps out “Jane Russell, Star of Westerns, Dies at 89”
The Santa Maria Times announces “Acclaimed Actress Jane Russell Dies at 89”, which seems very respectful, and then the next line includes the description “…a conservative ‘patriot’ who fought for orphans rights…”, and I am not going to click on the article because I am not an actual journalamist and don’t have to back up my comments with actual evidence.
Anyway. Who wouldn’t be for orphans’ rights?
Ooh! “…Jane Fonda, a liberal orphan-eating ‘traitor’ who fought to have orphans put at the top of the FDA Food Pyramid….”
There. Fair. Balanced. Insane.
Sub–But did they really have to talk about her tits in the headline, for Chrissake?
No. Even Breitbart’s item left ’em out.
So…Rush Limbaugh’s immortality is assured?
Well, those suckers, uh… suckees… were incredible.
Also, if she had wanted to be remembered for something other than her mammaries, she could have taken action.