I created another account on Twitter so I could follow all the conservative assmonkeys without having them pollute my feed. I’ve only ventured out a couple of times because it’s cold and scary. I may eventually do something active with it? I haven’t decided yet. Anyway, I need to figure out an avatar. Any suggestions?
Oh, and her “real” name is currently “Sammy,” but I’m open to other ideas.
Acoustic! Kitty! 
Sammy the sammich
Your avatar should be a demon-disemboweling half man/half lion. Coolest avatar ever!
There’s this. Or maybe this.
AK–As long as it doesn’t have too many vegetables…
B^4, that looks suspiciously foreign.
Substance, I like the second one!
What’s the female equivalent of the evil twin goatee?
What’s the female equivalent of the evil twin goatee?,
Apparently, a tight leather uniform with matching headband.
Not all that different from Evil Willow.
Hindu! Kitties!
Marion Peck. An older version of VS except even more surreal. Works in oils.
Is this Twitter profile specifically for trolling conservatives? If that’s the case, use a gun. A chick with a gun is like chocolate covered heroin to conservatives.
Or SMcG’s tiger-elephant thing. HOTT!
Well, it’s for conservative-watching, but I might use it to troll later.
I totally have a picture of myself shooting a gun from a few years ago. I wouldn’t even have to do anything!
Pic up. I’m going to Poe the fuck out of this bitch soon.
I liked the Hindu kitties.
However, it’s a trollish avatar for jousting against ebil, I suggest using some totally HAWT womanly image to confound the ‘liberal-women-aren’t-as-hawt-as-ours’ … in some buff warrior-mode, dangerous and confident.
Sharon Stone in “The Quick and The Dead”. There’s the wingnuts-and-guns thing. Here’s a liberal woman gunslinger walking into the street, quicksilver fast and deadly accurate. (Okay, I’ll admit I’m stoned….)
Fearless too.
A length of yarn. It’s elegant, subtle, and can be used to make a small sweater.