One of the dudes who lives in my apartment complex (in Missouri) has the following items on his car:
1. A Wisconsin license plate
2. A Joe Wilson for Congress sticker
3. A Bush ’04 sticker.
Look, dude, I know you’ve come down from the great frozen north, but this isn’t fucking South Carolina. Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion regarding Joe Wilson.
Furthermore, I know how much you pay for your apartment and I’m almost certain I’m one of the better-compensated tenants in the complex. While I make a livable wage, I’m pretty sure that if I ever shook George W. Bush’s hand, he’d wipe it on Bill Clinton’s shirt.* Unless you’re a millionaire slumming it in 45-year-old student housing because you think it’s cool to be able to hear your neighbor taking a shit, YOU’RE A FUCKING DUMBASS.
*Maybe I’m being unfair. At least I’m white. And I’d probably wipe my hand on Bill Clinton’s shirt, too. After shaking George W. Bush’s, I mean. And then I’d wash it and possibly bleach it. Hopefully it wouldn’t need to be amputated.
(Title courtesy of Patton Oswalt. I’ll find the video when I’m at home and have speakers like a normal human being.)
Acoustic! Kitty! 
George W. Bush Fucking Hates You
Could be worse, think how bad “George W. Bush Hatefucks You” would be.
You BASTARD! I’m eating!!!!!
As FDR once said “I welcome
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1. A Wisconsin license plate
We’re trying to ship them out of the state, after what they did to the last election….
The bumper sticker probably covers up a Joe McCarthy one.
zrm, we have enough of those guys already here. Please take him back.
T&U’s blog has strike-through tags in the comments!
How about blink tags?
Thank GOD that doesn’t work.
When I first heard about the “Miss Me Yet?” billboard in Minnesota, my reaction was, “Wait a moment while I take my shoe off, and we’ll both find out.”
think how bad “George W. Bush Hatefucks You” would be.
Didn’t you have 8 years of that?
I think those bumper stickers serve a valuable purpose. If only all morons would self-declare like that, it would save me a lot of time.
WHAR IS THE TROLE!!!! I CANT FIND THE TROAL
Check the Happy Gruesome Baby Murder Time thread, Spengler.
Spengler that is some funny shit. I’m still laughing.