George W. Bush Fucking Hates You

8 Feb

One of the dudes who lives in my apartment complex (in Missouri) has the following items on his car:

1. A Wisconsin license plate

2. A Joe Wilson for Congress sticker

3. A Bush ’04 sticker.

Look, dude, I know you’ve come down from the great frozen north, but this isn’t fucking South Carolina. Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion regarding Joe Wilson.

Furthermore, I know how much you pay for your apartment and I’m almost certain I’m one of the better-compensated tenants in the complex. While I make a livable wage, I’m pretty sure that if I ever shook George W. Bush’s hand, he’d wipe it on Bill Clinton’s shirt.*  Unless you’re a millionaire slumming it in 45-year-old student housing because you think it’s cool to be able to hear your neighbor taking a shit, YOU’RE A FUCKING DUMBASS.

*Maybe I’m being unfair. At least I’m white. And I’d probably wipe my hand on Bill Clinton’s shirt, too. After shaking George W. Bush’s, I mean. And then I’d wash it and possibly bleach it. Hopefully it wouldn’t need to be amputated.

(Title courtesy of Patton Oswalt. I’ll find the video when I’m at home and have speakers like a normal human being.)

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15 Responses to “George W. Bush Fucking Hates You”

  1. B^4 02.08.2011 at 14:02 #

    George W. Bush Fucking Hates You

    Could be worse, think how bad “George W. Bush Hatefucks You” would be.

  2. truculentandunreliable 02.08.2011 at 14:05 #

    You BASTARD! I’m eating!!!!!

  3. vacuumslayer 02.08.2011 at 14:23 #

    As FDR once said “I welcome their his hatred.”

    Watch my tags not work…

  4. zombie rotten mcdonald 02.08.2011 at 14:25 #

    1. A Wisconsin license plate

    We’re trying to ship them out of the state, after what they did to the last election….

    The bumper sticker probably covers up a Joe McCarthy one.

  5. truculentandunreliable 02.08.2011 at 14:38 #

    zrm, we have enough of those guys already here. Please take him back.

  6. smut clyde 02.08.2011 at 15:09 #

    T&U’s blog has strike-through tags in the comments!

    T&U gets all the nice things.

  7. smut clyde 02.08.2011 at 15:28 #

    How about blink tags?

  8. truculentandunreliable 02.08.2011 at 16:30 #

    Thank GOD that doesn’t work.

  9. Johnny Pez 02.08.2011 at 17:29 #

    When I first heard about the “Miss Me Yet?” billboard in Minnesota, my reaction was, “Wait a moment while I take my shoe off, and we’ll both find out.”

  10. Smut Clyde 02.08.2011 at 18:03 #

    think how bad “George W. Bush Hatefucks You” would be.

    Didn’t you have 8 years of that?

  11. Bitter Scribe 02.09.2011 at 13:57 #

    I think those bumper stickers serve a valuable purpose. If only all morons would self-declare like that, it would save me a lot of time.

  12. Spengler 02.10.2011 at 10:28 #

    WHAR IS THE TROLE!!!! I CANT FIND THE TROAL

  13. truculentandunreliable 02.10.2011 at 10:35 #

    Check the Happy Gruesome Baby Murder Time thread, Spengler.

  14. Shell Goddamnit 02.10.2011 at 21:46 #

    Spengler that is some funny shit. I’m still laughing.

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